sunday, february 7th: "if i've already purchased it, I MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT RIGHT NOW."
monday, february 8th: "thanks, neighborly good samaritan, i would've been digging my car out with a cookie sheet and a dust pan."
tuesday, february 9th: "i feel like i'm moments away from whipping out a giant foam finger every time we speak."
wednesday, february 10th: "WOW CABIN FEVER."
thursday, february 11th: "i need humans."
friday, february 12th: "oops, making things worse."
saturday, february 13th: "i spent the day waiting for lots of things that never happened."